also, today a huge huge wasp landed on my nose, laying its huge legs over both of my nostrils and in fact reaching from cheek to cheek, and i freaked the fuck out in shock and shook it off and immediately apologized out loud in english in a way that was communicating to the wasp that i only made that violent movement because it was instinctual reaction, i didn't even have a chance to realize what was happening to me until after it happened, because it flew up from outside my periphery SUPER fast and landed SUPER fast, and took off SUPER fast when i shook it off in less than a split second after it landed on me. i believe i reacted by quickly telling it, "i'm sorry, i didn't mean for that to happen." i didn't experience any fear whatsoever, i figured after i said that right away after shaking it, it would understand and leave me alone, just like it did. in any normal situation, it would have started stinging me, right? i mean i smacked it off my nose with a really hard shake that hit its body with my nose pretty hard, but still it was able to fly in less than a blink of time.
lol. it was a moment of simultaneity that was pretty fucking magically coincidental, and because i realized how cool it was as MCS, immediately, i was smiling about how perfect that was going to be to write down and tell friends about.
carlos mencia is performing his best episode in the world right now. wow holy shit. totally amazing that i'm ripped for it.
it starts with a hilarious 2 or 3 minute skit that satired how the 1st and 2nd amendment were written that was the best skit i've ever seen him do. then he went off forever about how vacations are for chillin, and the wife came out with this list talking like, "we're gonna do this thing, then we're gonna see this thing, then we're gonna try this thing, then we'll go do this thing...and then we'll have lunch." "NO BITCH NOOOOOO!" he screamed in his one-man reenactment of the moment. then he went on to how she tried to pull out the schedule of activities for the day after getting the EXPENSIVE room with a view in Hawaii ("come on honey, you deserve it, you work so hard"); and he said something like "Fuck no, bitch!!! Why the fuck did we get the room with the view? I'll tell you why, to enjoy the fucking view! We paid for it, so we have to fucking UUUUUSE IIIIIT!!!!!!!"
later there was a 4 minute rap video of carlos rapping AWESOMELY MEANINGFUL lyrics as a Saudi Arabian making fun of how rich he is. (Saudi Arabia owns 7% of America's entire economy - basically 7% of everything in America.)
WOW later in the show a badass lookin black dude in the nicest pimp suit came out and shot a guy being an office worker in a skit right in the fucking leg, at like 3 foot range, and the special effects looked & sounded so real and the guy was fucking screaming so hard, over and over, for so long, while grabbing his leg after being shot.
he ended the show rappin & thuggin: "welcome back/to the era of/mencia. that's what we/do/here."
okay this blog is an hour long, i'm off to sleep. an hour lost to the idiot box. as least i was typing thru it, being creative and productive. haha
peace out til next time.